Welcome to Wit's End

This is just a little quiz/survey to find out whether or not you will succeed in life. There are 10 questions with two possible answers. Good luck!

Do you prefer...

1. a) Star Wars b) Star Trek

2. a) Colts b) Bears

3. a) Hamburgers b) Pizza

4. a) Kleenex b) Puffs

5. a) Movies b) Reading

6. a) Cubs b) White Sox

7. a) Bacon b) Sausage

8. a) Soccer b) Basketball

9. a) Manning b) Brady

10. a) Stabbing your own eye b) Adv. Physics

Time's up!

Count up how many of your answers were "a" and use the following scale.

1-4 You should question whether or not you're human.
5-7 Better, but you still have much to work for.
8-9 You've nearly reached perfection.
10 Congratulations! You'll do great because you're just like me.

P.S. If anyone picked Tom Brady over Peyton Manning, I no longer know you.