Welcome to Wit's End

Today is a good day. Why? Colts won! Again! Whether or not the colts win sets the mood for my entire week. Thus, this week should be all right. If they ever do happen to lose, I just might seclude myself in a dark hole until next season. If they don't win the superbowl this year, I don't know what I'm going to do. I'll probably have a heart attack, go into a coma, and die. Oh well. Life goes on. And so does my literature homework. I feel like some sort of evil force is drawing me back to the cursed assignment that is my research paper. Therefore, I must end on that sad, sad note.